Quotation Corner

WRITING 

 "The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon." - Robert Cormier

"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words." - Mark Twain

"My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip." - Elmore Leonard

"What's this business of being a writer? It's just putting one word after another." - Irving Thalberg

"There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." - W. Somerset Maugham

Rejection slip: "Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." - Johnson

"There is probably no hell for authors in the next world - they suffer so much from critics and publishers in this." - Bovee

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." - Mark Twain

“The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.”
—Robert Benchley

“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”
—Robert A. Heinlein

"How do I know what I think until I see what I say?" - E.M. Forster

“I think all writing is a disease. You can’t stop it.”
—William Carlos Williams

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Steven Wright

You fail only if you stop writing.
Ray Bradbury

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Will Rogers

I'd have stopped writing years ago if it were for the money.
Paulo Coelho

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
Gene Fowler

Writing, to me, is simply thinking through my fingers.
Isaac Asimov

The most important thing is to read as much as you can, like I did. It will give you an understanding of what makes good writing and it will enlarge your vocabulary.
J. K. Rowling

Television has raised writing to a new low.
Samuel Goldwyn

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
Isaac Asimov

I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die.
Isaac Asimov

From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review, and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.
Isaac Asimov

"Why do we take notes of meetings that last for hours and call them minutes?" - David WilliamsRi

"Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?" - Howard Nemerov

"The wastebasket is the writer's best friend." - Isaac Singer

"Writing is rewriting. A writer must learn to deepen characters, trim writing, intensify scenes. To fall in love with the first draft to the point where one cannot change it is to greatly enhance the prospects of never publishing." - Richard North Patterson

"Of all the ways of acquiring books, writing them oneself is regarded as the most praiseworthy method." - Walter Benjamin

"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word." - Dorothy Parker

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." - H. Jackson Brown

"Rewriting is like scrubbing the basement floor with a toothbrush." - Pete Murphy

"I can't write five words but that I change seven." - Dorothy Parker

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." - Stephen King

"The most valuable of talents is never using two words when one will do." - Thomas Jefferson

"A snyonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." - Burt Bacharach

"I never had any doubts about my abilities. I knew I could write. I just had to figure out how to eat while doing this." - Cormac McCarthy

"In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, in Australia you have to explain what a writer is." - Geoffrey Cotterell

"We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason why they write so little." - Anne Lamott

"I've never had writer's block. However, I've had publisher's block throughtout my career." - Dary Maters

"Those who write clearly have readers, those who write obscurely have commentators." - Albert Camus

"Success is a finished book, a stack of pages each of which is filled with words. If you reach that point, you have won a victory over yourself no less impressive than sailing single-handed around the world." - Tom Clancy

"I get a lot of letters from people. They say 'I want to be a writer. What should I do?' I tell them to stop writing to me and to get on with it." - Ruth Rendell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BOOKS

"Never judge a book by its movie." - J.W. Eagan

"There are three schoolmasters for everybody that will employ them - the senses, intelligent companions, and books." - Beecher

"The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them." - Samuel Butler

"We see then how far the monuments of wit and learning are more durable than the monuments of power, or of the hands. For have not some books continued twenty-five hundred years or more, without the loss of a syllable or letter; during which time infinite palaces, temples, castles, and cities have been decayed and demolished? - Bacon

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
Jane Austen

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Mark Twain

“I cannot live without books.”
Thomas Jefferson

“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.”
Joseph Brodsky

“Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.”
George Bernard Shaw

“A house without books is like a room without windows.”
Horace Mann

“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”

Charlaine Harris

"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better languages than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense." - Poor Richard

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as your are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading or do things worth writing." - Poor Richard

"He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes books." - Poor Richard

"Reading makes a full Man, Meditation a profound Man, discourse a clear Man." - Poor Richard

"When you read a book, you hold another's mind in your hands." - James Burke

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." - Charlie Brown, cartoon strip by Charles Schulz

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." - Fred Allen

ADVICE

"Never let your schooling interfere with you education." - Mark Twain

"If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up some place else." - Yogi Berra

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra

"You have not failed until you quit trying." - Gordon B. Hinckley

"Nothing will work unless you do." - Maya Angelou

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

"That you cannot serve God and Mammon is a poor excuse for not serving God." - Ambrose Bierce

"People who live in glass houses should dress in the dark." - Gideon Wurdz

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket - try an incubator." - Gideon Wurdz

"If we learn from losing we become winners in the end."

"When you look for the best in others, you bring out the best in yourself."

"If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right."

"By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn."

"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde

"It's not so much how busy you are, but why you are busy. The bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted." - Eric Zorn

"If we were supposed to talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and one ear." - Mark Twain

"Use the latest high-tech learning gadget: Your Brain."

"You can't shovel darkness out of a room, but you can turn on the light."

"He that lies down with dogs shall rise up with fleas." - Poor Richard

"Who is strong? He that can conquer his bad habits." - Poor Richard

"Glass, China, and reputation are easily cracked and never well mended." - Poor Richard

"Speak little, do much." - Poor Richard

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King

"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling." - Mark Twain

 

 

NATURE

"When snow falls, nature listens." - Antoinette van Kleeff

"Snowflakes are kisses from heaven." - Unknown

"The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?" - J.B. Priestley

"Snowflakes are one of nature's most fragile things, but just look what they can do when they stick together." - Vista M. Kelly

"Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you." -Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Kittens leave paw prints on your heart." - Unknown

"A man of wisdom delights in water." - Confucius

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine." - Anthony J. D'Angelo

"With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?" - Oscar Wilde

"How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean." - Arthur C. Clarke

"An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day." - Henry David Thoreau

 

 

FAMILY

“Just the other day a man sent me a letter, and he had a little episode in it he thought I would be interested in.  It seems that on a Sunday morning he preferred to read the paper.  And his son, little Bill, came at him with a glove and a ball and wanted him to come out in the yard and play ball.  And he wanted to read the paper.  And he noticed that on the front of the paper was a map of the world in connection with some story.  And he hastily cut the map of the world out, cut it into pieces, and then said to Billy, “Here, you take this and put the map of the world together, and when you get back, why, then we’ll go out and play ball.”  He figured he’d have plenty of time to read the paper.  Billy was back in 7 minutes.  And he said, “How did you do that so fast?”  Well, he said, “On the other side of the map there was a picture of a family, and I found that if you put the family together, then the world took care of itself.” – Ronald Reagan

 

 HEALTH

“Take care of your body.  It’s the only place you have to live.” – Jim Rohn

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good  as bacon.”  - Doug Larson

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain

"Laughter is the most inexpensive and effective wonder drug." - Bertrand Russell

"If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself." - Leon Eldred

"Cancer cures smoking." - Source Unknown

"Before undergoing a surgcal operation arrange your temporal affairs. You may live." - Ambrose Bierce

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." - Buddha

  

 DIAL 911

"911 Dispatchers - The most important people you will never see." - Poster

 

MUSIC

"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time, and the instrument will play itself." - Johann Sebastian Bach

"The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music." - Peter de Vries

"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." - Duke Ellington

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardner

"I know only two tunes. One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' - and the other isn't." - Ulysses S. Grant

"Perhaps is was because Nero played the fiddle, they burned Rome." - Oliver Herford

"The conductor has the advanage of not seeing the audience." - Andre Kostelanetz

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley

"Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled." - George Bernard Shaw

Over the piano was printed a notice: "Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best." - Oscar Wilde

"The success of today's rock songs proves one thing - rhyme doesn't pay." Earl Wilson

"The man who disparages music as a luxury and non-essential is doing the nation an injury. Music now, more than ever before, is a national need. There is no better way to express patriotism than through music." - Woodrow Wilson

“A song will outlive all sermons in the memory.” – Henry Giles


“After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.” – Aldous Huxley


“Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, to soften rocks or bend a knotted oak.” – William Congreve

Music can change the world because it can change people.” – Bono

I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.” – Billy Joel

Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.” – Herbie Hancock

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.” – Ronald Reagan

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer

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 FREEDOM

"Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I think we recognize as Americans there are certain things that are just primary to the freedoms and liberties that we enjoy here, and religious freedom is one of the most important things we as Americans cherish." - Ann Romney

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." - George Washington

"You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once." - Robert A. Heinlein

"When a truth is not given complete freedom, freedom is not complete." - Vaclav Havel

"There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free." - Walter Cronkite

"Freedom is the oxygen of the soul." - Moshe Dayan

"When the freedom they wished for most was freedom from responsibility, then Athens ceased to be free and was never free again." - Edith Hamilton

"If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking...is freedom." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Responsibility is the price of freedom." - Elbert Hubbard

"Our ideals of freedom set forth and realized in our Constitution, are our greatest export to the world." - Robert Byrd

"Without freedom of the press, there can be no representative government." - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

"Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged." - Ronald Reagan

"Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain." - John F. Kennedy

"The freedom to be an individual is the essence of America." - Marilyn vos Savant

“The brilliant men who forged the Constitution understood that Americans should have the opportunity to pursue happiness without much government interference.  They also believed for both moral and practical reasons that the greater good must always take precedence over individual selfishness.” – Bill O’Reilly in Keep It Pithy

"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin

"This will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins." - Benjamin Franklin

“God who gave us life gave us liberty.  Can the liberties of a nation be secure when we have removed a conviction that these liberties are the gift of God?” – Thomas Jefferson

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.  We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream.  It must be fought for, protected, and handed on to them to do the same.” – Ronald Reagan

“We the people are the rightful masters of both the Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who would pervert the Constitution.”  - Abraham Lincoln

"Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim." - Thomas B. Macaulay

 

FLOWERS

"Earth laughs in flowers." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Take the time to smell a rose." - Anonymous

"Even if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?" - Robert Brault

"He is happiest who has power to gather wisdom from a flower." - Mary Howitt

"The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose." - Hada Bejar

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice that thorn bushes have roses." - Abraham Lincoln

"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round." - Ben Hogan

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

"One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today." - Dale Carnegie

"Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

"Butterflies are self propelled flowers." - R. H. Heinlein

 

 

OTHER STUFF

"The internet is just the world passing around notes in a classroom." - Jon Stewart

"A bad idea doesn't become a good one just because someone blogged it." - velvetfog

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Phillips

"Lawyers believe that a man is innocent until proven broke." - Robin Hall

"The reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work." - Thomas Edison

"Honor thy father and thy mother that thy days may be long in the land, but do not hope that the life insurance companies will offer thee special rates." - Ambrose Bierce

"A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." - Donald Marquis

"Nobody believes the official spokesman - but everyone trusts an unidentified source." - Ron Nesson

"Few minds wear out; more rust out." - Christian Nestell Bovee

"The only things that start on time are those things that you're late for."

 

STAR TREK

"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." - Q, character in 'Star Trek: the Next Generation, created by Gene Roddenberry

"One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it." - Captain James T. Kirk

"Things are only impossible until they're not." - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

"The miracle is this; the more we share, the more we have." - Leonard Nimoy

"It is a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract." - Alan Shepard

CHRISTMAS

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson

There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.
Ernest Istook

Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
Dr. Seuss

“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!”
Benjamin Franklin

“Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders how a teacher would answer if a student asked why it was called Christmas.”
Ronald Reagan

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.”
Norman Vincent Peale

“One of the things that Christmas reminds us is that Jesus Christ was once a child.”
Hark Herald Sarmiento